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You may well be expecting me to confess to something akin to Congressman Wiener’s modus vivendi – but I fear I shall have to disappoint you (this time around). Perhaps in some cultures my minor obsession might be seen in a negative light, but I trust you will regard it with public tolerance – even if privately you think it is a little weird.
But what is “it” I hear you ask? What form of aberrant behavior are you going to confess to?
I’m overcome with a sudden burst of embarrassment. I’m positively choked. How can I reveal something so private?
I need time to think about all this.